Total Medals Earned: 2,114 (From 368 different games.) Total Medal Score: 35,025 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Get a 40 combo
Get 2000+ points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (45/80 points)
Unlock Gen. Arden
Reach Sky Fortress
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock 0013
Unlock Lord Harvesdale
Medals Earned: 8/21 (60/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 6/10 (60/130 points)
100% Accurate in one level
Submit Highscore
Have completed the game
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/50 points)
First Shift
Survive the Boss survival Challenge
Beat Chapter 1 :p
Beat the Classic Level Set
Master the Difference Mini Game
Beat the first round of Diffotron games.
Beat the Main Game!
Beat the Rock Solid Level Set
Master the Sliding Mini Game
Beat the first round of Sliding games.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage